MarriageA collection of 794 posts

Marriage

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Marriage

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married and another list of th...

Marriage

There were three of us in this marriage so it was a bit crowded.

Marriage

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men wou...

Marriage

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they've...

Marriage

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Marriage

Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and thos...

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A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Marriage

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

Marriage

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.