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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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Academe n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academ...

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

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Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible it's unb...

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You can't win unless you learn how to lose.

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These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich l...

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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

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You win some lose some and wreck some.

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You don't play against opponents you play against the game of basketball.