MedicalA collection of 233 posts

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Medical physicists work in cooperation with doctors. A few medical physicists de...

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I'm not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nea...

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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They certainly give very strange names to diseases.

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You'r...

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Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one I...

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

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Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely ...

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The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness the t...