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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who d...

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other one....

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Housework can't kill you but why take a chance?

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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

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I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specif...

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender but you don't have a top f...

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell the name w...

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.