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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning ...

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a...

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A day without sunshine is like you know night.

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Go to Heaven for the climate Hell for the company.

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Pau...

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Get your facts first then you can distort them as you please.

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Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's n...