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I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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All generalizations are false including this one.

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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successf...

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I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade… And try...

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A word to the wise ain't necessary – it's the stupid ones that n...

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.