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Life is hard. After all it kills you.

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All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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One picture is worth 1 000 denials.

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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said Thyroid problem?

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a ...

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I'm sorry if you were right I'd agree with you.

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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell O...