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Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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I intend to live forever. So far so good.

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If two wrongs don't make a right try three.

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

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Before I refuse to take your questions I have an opening statement.

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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomor...

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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.