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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof ...

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I used to be Snow White but I drifted.

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You can lead a man to Congress but you can't make him think.

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's I mean.

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.