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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the s...

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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

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When we talk to God we're praying. When God talks to us we're schizo...

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The superfluous a very necessary thing.

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I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance...

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Everybody knows how to raise children except the people who have them.

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to m...

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By all means let's be open-minded but not so open-minded that our brains d...