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I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

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Because of their size parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places the...

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O Lord help me to be pure but not yet.

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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out ...

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

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Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without al...