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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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I bought some batteries but they weren't included.

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I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

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I no doubt deserved my enemies but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

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If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?

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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharp...

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I wear a necklace cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

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I like children – fried.