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In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.

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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and ...

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes I had one thousand and sixty.

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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

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There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.