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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Money won't buy happiness but it will pay the salaries of a large research...

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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I never said most of the things I said.

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

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What's another word for Thesaurus?