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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… it's dirty.

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All men are equal before fish.

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40 000 pieces. And when you finish it ...

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I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes and six months later you ...

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle I no longer despair for the future of th...

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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution but who would want to live in an institutio...

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.