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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they'...

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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra lia...

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The next time you have a thought… let it go.

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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

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It's simple if it jiggles it's fat.

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

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If you want to be thought a liar always tell the truth.

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take i...