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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with thos...

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If at first you don't succeed blame your parents.

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

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Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the...

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Never fight an inanimate object.

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Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of ...

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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

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If my films make one more person miserable I'll feel I have done my job.

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We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

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Brought up to respect the conventions love had to end in marriage. I'm afr...