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You're only as good as your last haircut.

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Be obscure clearly.

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have su...

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Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after ...

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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

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People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an ...

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If I had to live my life again I'd make the same mistakes only sooner.

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.