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When I go to a bar I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of ...

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I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic and ...

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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maid...

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Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

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I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve t...

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I rant therefore I am.

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It is easy for me to love myself but for ladies to do it is another question al...

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to b...

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When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your...

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When the sun comes up I have morals again.