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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimple...

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire water gravel and vinyl.

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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

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Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

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Communism is like one big phone company.

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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful ...

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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

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Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?

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There's a great power in words if you don't hitch too many of them to...

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My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.