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If you have a secret people will sit a little bit closer.

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If at first you don't succeed find out if the loser gets anything.

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As I get older I just prefer to knit.

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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

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Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing ...

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Never floss with a stranger.

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Insta...

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If God wanted us to fly He would have given us tickets.

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Flattery is like cologne water to be smelt not swallowed.

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.