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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the desig...

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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people and make sure every...

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The IRS! They're like the Mafia they can take anything they want!

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Well if I called the wrong number why did you answer the phone?

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If at first you don't succeed… so much for skydiving.

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their relig...

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Polite conversation is rarely either.