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I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

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It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to ...

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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

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Never put a sock in a toaster.

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I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sun...

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We need two kinds of acquaintances one to complain to while to the others we b...

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If I have to lay an egg for my country I'll do it.

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle then you're fat!