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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-S...

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I have a very low level of recognition which is fine by me.

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I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars mor...

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I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing r...

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I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it m...

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Someone told me that when they go to Vermont they feel like they're home. ...

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Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm...

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I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Fac...

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny t...