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I cannot sing dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.

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I think serial monogamy says it all.

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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

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The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somew...

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My mother was against me being an actress – until I introduced her to Fran...

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All my children inherited perfect pitch.

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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to pu...

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Whoever is my relative I will not be nice to them.

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I'm a misplaced American but don't know where I was misplaced.

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I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.