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I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.

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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

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People say that life is the thing but I prefer reading.

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I can speak Esperanto like a native.

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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

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Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get ...

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yoursel...