BirthdayA collection of 168 posts

Birthday

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em t...

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One I built when I was a kid and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell ...

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My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday I knew my mother took m...

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We were probably the last people in the country to get a VCR and we didn't ...

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We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

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I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well every day is ...

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I used to be good with kids but as I get older I'm grumpy and terrible wi...

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I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see t...

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Only then approaching my fortieth birthday I made philosophy my life's wo...

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I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent...