Top 50 Christmas Quotes to Celebrate the Season

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.” — A.J. Jacobs

“I used to think that finding the right one was about the man having a list of certain qualities. If he has them, we’d be compatible and happy.” — A.J. Jacobs

“My whole life has been a lie. I thought I was a strong, independent woman, but it turns out I’m just a pawn in my cat’s game of world domination.” — A.J. Jacobs

“Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas.” — Alexander Downer

“The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother’s hand making sure I was settled in bed.” — Amy Grant

“When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong.” — Andrew Buchan

“When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler.” — A.J. Hawk

“You don’t want your jewelry to make you look fat. A lot of what’s out there now does – you just wind up looking like a Christmas tree.” — Padma Lakshmi

“Christmas in L.A. is weird. There’s no snow. It’s not even cold.” — Ellie Goulding

“Online, there’s no time. It’s always Christmas.” — Nick Lowe

“So we’re considering doing a new Christmas album, because there’s been Christmas episodes since then.” — Trey Parker

“My favorite traditional Christmas movie that I like to watch is All Quiet on the Western Front.” — Taylor Lautner

“I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve.” — Jonathan Kozol

“According to an ancient Sardinian legend, the bodies of those who are born on Christmas Eve will never dissolve into dust.” — Grazia Deledda

“Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street.” — Ellen Tauscher

“It may be a cliche, but it’s true – the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.” — Julie Burchill

“One Christmas build-up tradition, however, has totally bypassed me – that of going up to town and ‘doing a show.'” — Julie Burchill

“If you pray enough for things, I am proof that they can happen.” — Michael Schumacher

“There’s never really been a real hood Christmas movie.” — Ice Cube

“I remember wishing there was snow in L.A.” — Ice Cube

“I’ve been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years.” — Russell Wilson

“Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing.” — Shane Richie

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.” — Katharine Whitehorn

“The whole point of me doing a Christmas record and what I centered it around was the song ‘Christmas with You’.” — Nick Lachey

“I save every Christmas card. I keep them all.” — Alvin Toffler

“I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about Christ and the Christmas star.” — Emma Goldman

“Well, the album ‘Intuition’ is out and just went platinum officially.” — Jamie Foxx

“I’m bad on Valentine’s Day, but even worse on Christmas.” — Jamie Foxx

“I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house.” — Jessica Alba

“For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival.” — Cheryl Strayed

“I have a musical called Goodbye and Good Luck, based on a Grace Paley short story.” — Dar Williams

“Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving.” — Jon Stewart

“I’m sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas feels like ten years.” — Andy Dufresne

“There’s something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.” — Kristen Wiig

“Every singer eventually gets around to a Christmas disc.” — Renee Fleming

“I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.” — Frank Butler

“There’s been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.” — Jack Kingston

“I don’t know of too many double Christmas albums, so it’s something that’s new.” — Garth Brooks

“It can’t be overstated how wonderful it is not to have to audition any more.” — Ben Chaplin

“When I was five my parents bought me a ukulele for Christmas.” — Taylor Swift

“The denominational world tries to pressure its members to focus on the birth of Christ.” — Jon Stewart

“At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.” — Kevin Richardson

“One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March.” — Mo Rocca

“Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.” — Mo Rocca

“I love the excess of Christmas.” — Mo Rocca

“What I’m not saying is that all government spending is bad.” — Arthur Laffer

“My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.” — Margot Kidder

“Actually, my mother and Alfie came for three weeks’ Christmas vacation and stayed for 21 years.” — Frank McCourt

“We never really had any kind of a Christmas.” — Frank McCourt

“I was at the vice president’s Christmas party.” — Bob Dole

“My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving.” — Katharine Hepburn