This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. Topic: Morning, Author: Rodney Dangerfield Share Article: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Pinterest Share on Telegram Share on Whatsapp Copy Link
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1 Change is tough people don't like it but it is necessary. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning.
2 I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say 'I don't know should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know who knows?
3 On tour I'll get up at 5 p.m. and go to bed at 8 in the morning. With fishing it's the exact opposite. Fishing is the only healthy thing I do. Touring is such a grind it's the opposite of healthy.
4 I didn't know that I could do a talk show. I didn't know that we could bring variety to daytime. I didn't know that people wanted to see singing and dancing and comedy in the morning.
