I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would have put diamonds on the floor.

Topic:

God,

Author:

Joan Rivers

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To the mind God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by creating this world that mind cannot trace how He did it. That is why the mind always freaks out about God.

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