I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said 'What for?' I said 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

Topic:

Money,

Author:

Steven Wright

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If our soldiers are not overburdened with money it is not because they have a distaste for riches if their lives are not unduly long it is not because they are disinclined to longevity.

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As one digs deeper into the national character of the Americans one sees that they have sought the value of everything in this world only in the answer to this single question: how much money will it bring in?

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