I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist two plumbers and a bartender. Topic: Truth, Author: Rodney Dangerfield Share Article: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Pinterest Share on Telegram Share on Whatsapp Copy Link
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1 I'm not pretty. The truth is I didn't think I could be a model at all. I was looking at some of the guys on the walls at Irene Marie and I thought to myself 'Jesus Christ. I can't do this. I don't look anything like these guys'.
2 Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but the truth is I really like doing them myself.
3 Confidence and superiority: It's the usual fundamentalist stuff: I've got the truth and you haven't.
