I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. Topic: Time, Author: Groucho Marx Share Article: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Pinterest Share on Telegram Share on Whatsapp Copy Link
Previous Article There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game and that is first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay and I never want to finish second again.
1 You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it.
2 If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
3 I'm being treated like a sex object cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it said Time soothingly.
4 No story is the same to us after a lapse of time or rather we who read it are no longer the same interpreters.
