W. C. FieldsA collection of 24 posts

Women

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want t...

Women

No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.

Trust

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Time

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail ...

Success

If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no p...

Politics

Hell I never vote for anybody I always vote against.

Money

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Money

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Life

Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep u...

Humor

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.