Robert OrbenA collection of 20 posts

Happiness

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Graduation

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands...

Government

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxe...

Funny

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprote...

Food

Older people shouldn't eat health food they need all the preservatives the...

Fitness

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Failure

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Computers

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Business

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in Ame...

Best

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said 'Take my heart! Ta...