Robert BenchleyA collection of 12 posts

Travel

In America there are two classes of travel – first class and with childre...

Pet

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched and ...

Pet

A dog teaches a boy fidelity perseverance and to turn around three times befor...

Humor

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze hu...

Funny

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Funny

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Funny

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have su...

Funny

Drawing on my fine command of the English language I said nothing.

Famous

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I couldn&#...

Family

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting ...