Rita RudnerA collection of 26 posts

Women

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women...

Women

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ...

Women

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do y...

Women

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to g...

War

A man will go to war fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bik...

Respect

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for hum...

Pet

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we boug...

Pet

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Parenting

I want to have children but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she ...

Money

My Vegas act is how I make my money.