Joan RiversA collection of 23 posts

God

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put dia...

God

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that'...

Funny

Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 yea...

Funny

Never floss with a stranger.

Funny

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Funny

I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes and six months later you ...

Funny

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a ...

Food

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Fitness

The first time I see a jogger smiling I'll consider it.

Diet

Diets like clothes should be tailored to you.