Joan RiversA collection of 23 posts

Work

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? ...

War

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just f...

Respect

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. ...

Life

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes o...

History

Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history to...

Happiness

People say that money is not the key to happiness but I always figured if you h...

Good

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good thin...

Good

Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in yo...

God

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He wo...

God

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the sto...