Jerry SeinfeldA collection of 19 posts

Christmas

That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other tha...

Women

Men want to make women happy.

Women

There's very little advice in men's magazines because men don't ...

Truth

The truth is I had always wanted to be a comedian but I really didn't hav...

Marriage

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the pieces a...

Life

To me if life boils down to one thing it's movement. To live is to keep m...

God

Where lipstick is concerned the important thing is not color but to accept God...

Funny

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Funny

The IRS! They're like the Mafia they can take anything they want!

Funny

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.