Groucho MarxA collection of 32 posts

Humor

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Good

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's n...

Good

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on ...

Funny

All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.

Funny

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Funny

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Funny

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Best

Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's ...

Beauty

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Art

Well Art is Art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water. And e...