George CarlinA collection of 24 posts

Christmas

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls li...

Work

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light he had to d...

Travel

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Time

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried...

Time

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time somewhere someone s...

Time

Some people see things that are and ask Why? Some people dream of things that n...

Religion

Religion is just mind control.

Pet

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Money

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough mone...

Life

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.