George BurnsA collection of 21 posts

Failure

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I h...

Failure

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a...

Age

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it at my age I'm very pl...

Age

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

Age

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Age

I would go out with women my age but there are no women my age.

Age

At my age flowers scare me.

Age

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

Age

If you live to be one hundred you've got it made. Very few people die past...

Age

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.