George BurnsA collection of 21 posts

Time

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everythi...

Money

I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.

Money

Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.

Good

Happiness? A good cigar a good meal a good cigar and a good woman – or a...

Future

Look to the future because that is where you'll spend the rest of your lif...

Future

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest ...

Funny

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimple...

Funny

I spent a year in that town one Sunday.

Funny

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Family

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.