Fred AllenA collection of 16 posts

Time

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own ha...

Technology

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Success

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a...

Humor

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

Graduation

I learned law so well the day I graduated I sued the college won the case and...

Funny

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yoursel...

Funny

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their relig...

Funny

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.

Funny

I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fear

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God m...