Erma BombeckA collection of 44 posts

Courage

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked dir...

Medical

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You'r...

Medical

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Life

Children make your life important.

Life

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your l...

Life

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during t...

Humor

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain comedy and tragedy humor...

Humor

When humor goes there goes civilization.

Home

Once you get a spice in your home you have it forever. Women never throw out sp...

Home

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. I...