Erma BombeckA collection of 44 posts

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve...

Women

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

Women

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars...

Time

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their ...

Success

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.

Sports

If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally de...

Society

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky w...

Morning

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and no...

Mom

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certa...

Mom

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassio...