Emo PhilipsA collection of 13 posts

Women

Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in...

Smile

He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.

Morning

When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had...

Morning

Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Courage

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how me...

Humor

My computer beat me at checkers but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Good

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little t...

Funny

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Funny

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Forgiveness

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised t...