Ellen DeGeneresA collection of 33 posts

Funny

I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decide...

Funny

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I f...

Funny

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

Funny

People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an ...

Funny

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's n...

Freedom

Even before I knew I was gay I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew ...

Food

People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and ne...

Fear

The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity and a lot of judgmen...

Famous

When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was ...

Faith

Faith is part of who I am yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most impor...