Elayne BooslerA collection of 13 posts

Thankful

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people no matter how hard it i...

Money

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to televisi...

Mom

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that ...

Courage

When women are depressed they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. I...

Home

Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it direct it produce it the a...

Funny

I've thought for the last decade or so the only actual place raw truth was...

Funny

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Funny

I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won�...

Funny

When the sun comes up I have morals again.

Funny

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other one....